That doesn't look like her at all. Who gave her the fat lips?
Um...the internet, I guess. It's not my favorite picture, but the two I liked better, I couldn't get sized correctly. I'm sorry I let you down!
Who gave her the fat lips?Maybe the photographer punched her before the shoot. Maybe it was a female photographer and she thought Kate was moving in on her man. And then maybe they started wrestling and pulling each other's hair before finally collapsing, exhausted, on one another before realizing the man in question wasn't worth it and then started making out furiously. And then... I'm sorry, I'm getting a little light headed. I have to go get a drink of water. I'll be right back.
I kinda like the "girl next door" Kate better, you know, the one in that mediocre rom-com with John Cusack "Serendipity".But I also like the leather Kate of "Underworld" too, and the Kate of that idiotic thing with that Australian actor ...Oh, hell, I just like Kate Beckinsale.
I like her, too, in that vampire/werewolf series. Also, she's so so great in The Last Days of Disco.
And in that wrestling match with the hot female photographer.
Sorry, guys, I've been out shopping. FOR MYSELF!I'm back now, though. So, what happened when the women were wrestling again? I'm all ears.
You didn't buy anything for me? I'm hurt.
I did buy you something, as a matter of fact. I bought you honor and dignity, which no one can put a price on. But I was somehow able to buy them anyway, and they're in the mail.
Honor and dignity huh? I've never had those. It'll be nice to finally try them out. Thanks.
Dude... that is soooo not Kate Beckinsale in that picture! It looks like Rebecca Romjian-whatever with dark hair.p.s. my word verification word is "toaters".
There. Is THAT Kate Beckinsale? Are we all agreed? Can we move on. in the name of all that is holy?
That doesn't look like her either, but I know your penchant for slutty underwear shots, so consider this an Xmas present.
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