Oscar! Why Does it Look Like That?
Look like what? Like a man?? Such stupid questions...but okay, the Oscar statue as we know it (see above) does not represent the Oscar's appearance for the vast majority of its existence. For most of that time, it looked like this:
Extry! Extry! Finest statues! Nicely sculptured! Can make sculpting materials look however you please! Will give your wife more to clean!