Monday, August 6, 2012

My New Yorker Caption Contest Submissions

"Thank you, Susan, that will be all."

"Pardon me, do you know where I might find the nearest drugstore?" [To Be Continued]

[The Conclusion] "Down two blocks, across from the movie theater."

"When I get home I'm gonna fuck this."

"This sculpture of a man dying in the desert almost fooled me into thinking there was breathable air on the moon!!!"

"If you don't take me to water soon, I will die.  Please help me."


Greg F. said...

Ha, ha, the mermaid is probably dead by now. Ha, ha, she's dead. LOL.

bill r. said...

She's absolutely dead. Look at the guy's face -- he's not about to help her!

Stacia said...

"My blow-up sex doll has very dainty feet."

Anonymous said...

I think you would like this website of literal New Yorker cartoon captions: