I think Uma Thurman is quite attractive, but unfortunately she hasn't been in a lot of photographs that meet the stringent requirements of Marilyn Mondays (TM). So this is the best I could do. In some ways, this is just the kind of picture I was looking for, but in another way -- the way that involves asking Uma Thurman to solve a complex geometry problem immediately upon waking up -- it's kind of confusing. But oh well. It's not my fault that Thurman has never taken a picture where she's coyly hiding her boobs with her hands.