That's me after agreeing to eat five Cadbury Cream Eggs. It was kind of a dare. My good friend George Kennedy said to me, "Why'd you say five? One woulda been just as good!" Well, I never play it easy, nor do I show my cards. That's why they call me "No Card Shower Luke", even though my name's Bill. So I proved myself, except now I feel sleepy, and a little sick. Which means it's time to be smart: only Mary Sue Easter Eggs for the rest of the day.