Raaarrrr!!! I'm a wolf!!! RAAARRRRR!!! I eat everyone up! I turn into a wolf yesterday!!! Maybe today, I think! Around midnight, I turn into a wolf!! Midnight counts as today!!! RAAAARRRRR!!! 12:00 AM is midnight, and "AM" stand for "ante meridiem", which is Latin for "this morning"!!! I EAT YOU UP!!! Although Gene Ray's Time Cube argues in favor of a four corner day, and I think this make a lot of sense!! I eat up evil educators!!! RAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Ah ha ha ha! You stupid! Today is the day of the "April Fool", and that, my friend, is you! For you see, I am not a wolf, and never have been! I had you! I had you so much!! But it is April Fool. I am not a wolf.