Today is a Day of April Firsts!

Shopping cart! Shopping cart! Oh my no, I am stuck in shopping cart rolling away! I AM ROLLING AWAY! Who is it to save me!? My fear is of cars! Oh, who can put me inside of a shopping cart!? And for why is their reason!? To destroy my life?! Below you can see a shopping cart very much not at all different from the one I am in going into the street with cars. My death is soon.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH AH HA! I FOOLED YOU ALL! Today I am not within a shopping cart to my death! Today I am at home safely, no shopping carts or death even near me! But why would I do this? On today of all the days!? Because today is a "April First", or "Fools" Day, and on the day you fool all who love you into thinking you will die. APRIL FIRST!!!

Oh Goodness! It is the First of the April Fools!

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Raaarrrr!!! I'm a wolf!!! RAAARRRRR!!! I eat everyone up! I turn into a wolf yesterday!!! Maybe today, I think! Around midnight, I turn into a wolf!! Midnight counts as today!!! RAAAARRRRR!!! 12:00 AM is midnight, and "AM" stand for "ante meridiem", which is Latin for "this morning"!!! I EAT YOU UP!!! Although Gene Ray's Time Cube argues in favor of a four corner day, and I think this make a lot of sense!! I eat up evil educators!!! RAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
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Ah ha ha ha! You stupid! Today is the day of the "April Fool", and that, my friend, is you! For you see, I am not a wolf, and never have been! I had you! I had you so much!! But it is April Fool. I am not a wolf.

Oh No April Fools!

Oh no! I am have turn into a balloons!!!

Oh ha ha, no, is not true. I am not balloons. You are April fools! Good night my friend!