Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Oh No April Fools!

Oh no! I am have turn into a balloons!!!

Oh ha ha, no, is not true. I am not balloons. You are April fools! Good night my friend!

20 comments:

Ryan Kelly said...

You really had me for a minute there.

bill r. said...

Ha! Sucker! I've been planning this for months!

Greg said...

I'm sorry but some jokes just go too far. I had a friend who turned into balloons and it was a harrowing experience, especially when he popped. It's just not something you should make light of, Bill. I hate to say it, but I'm a little disappointed.

Goodbye. For good.

Greg

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

April Fools!!!

The above story was totally made up!!! I had you, right? Right?

bill r. said...

The truth, Greg, is that for a second there I believed that you had a friend who turned into a balloon, and I felt awful for making japes. I still do in fact....

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NO I DON'T ACTUALLY BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE APRIL FOOLING! APRIL FOOLS!

Greg said...

You Weisenheimer you! I knew I couldn't fool you.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

April Fools! I DIDN'T know I couldn't fool you!

Ryan Kelly said...

Ahh, this is just about the most entertaining blog on the internet.

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I forgot the punchline. Damn. I fail at everything.

Krauthammer said...

I can't put into words how much I love you right now Bill.

Rick Olson said...

So ... you were just kidding about the balloons?

Greg said...

Who, me or Bill? Because I was being serious. I really did have a friend who turned into balloons.


Ha ha Apr... oh, wait a minute, it's April 2nd now. Never mind.

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YOU'VE JUST BEEN FOOLED! APRIL FOOLED!

Ryan - You know what you haven't failed at? Being a good friend! Now you have a good day, please!

Krauthammer - I love you too!

Rick - I was! I was never balloons! APRIL FOOLS, YOU BASTARD!

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Marilyn said...

Oh no. I missed April Fools Day again!

bill r. said...

Marilyn, help! I am balloons!!

Marilyn said...

Let me get my Red Rider BB Gun. I'll be right back!

bill r. said...

Yeah but I...wait, if I were balloons, wouldn't using a BB gun to help actually end up killing me?? That's what you want, isn't it??

Well, it doesn't matter anyway because I have April Fooled you again! Yesterday!

Marilyn said...

No I have fooled YOU into revealing that you are not balloons!

Arbogast said...

I had a friend who turned into balloons

Same thing happened to my Pop.

bill r. said...

No I have fooled YOU into revealing that you are not balloons!

But...it's April 2nd! The fooling is supposed to have ended!

bill r. said...

Same thing happened to my Pop.

That's a stretch, Arbo! See, because balloons stretch.

Marilyn said...

Bill - All these arbitrary cutoff dates and times. What does it REALLY mean anyway?

Ryan Kelly said...

You can all just go fool yourselves.

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