Shopping cart! Shopping cart! Oh my no, I am stuck in shopping cart rolling away! I AM ROLLING AWAY! Who is it to save me!? My fear is of cars! Oh, who can put me inside of a shopping cart!? And for why is their reason!? To destroy my life?! Below you can see a shopping cart very much not at all different from the one I am in going into the street with cars. My death is soon.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH AH HA! I FOOLED YOU ALL! Today I am not within a shopping cart to my death! Today I am at home safely, no shopping carts or death even near me! But why would I do this? On today of all the days!? Because today is a "April First", or "Fools" Day, and on the day you fool all who love you into thinking you will die. APRIL FIRST!!!