"Well, I'll tell you what's wrong: that salesgirl was extremely rude to me. Extremely rude."
"Anyway, that's the last time I saw my sister alive."
"I told you I had a giant needle in the other room."
"Just a salad, thanks."
"I'd like to officially offer you the position. Congratulations!"
"So finally Beth agreed that if we split...WHAT THE FUCK!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK!!"