I'm disappointed in both of you. I mean, I expect this crotchety old geezer crap from Greg, but I thought you were more hip and in touch than that, Bill. I thought you were cool, man, I thought you were cool.
I'm sorry, I haven't seen that yet. But wait, I just now checked your site, so now I've seen it. I don't have 15 favorite dancers, and anyone I would have chosen, you already picked. Marilyn!
I know. Nobody cares about dancing and musicals any more. I was going to write up French Cancan, but who cares about a bunch of Frenchies dancing around in their bloomers!
I know how to waltz, also I'm pretty smooth with the slow dance. As for popular music dancing I'm just another idiot gyrating my pelvis. I'll make sure I tag Bill and Krauthammer when I put up my memesy tomorrow or Thursday.
And Marilyn, like I said earlier, memes all happen on Facebook now. My meme from a couple of months ago got like six responses total. It was then I knew it was time to join the crowd on FB.
By the way, notice how Ryan hasn't been back since I rdoqed him. Hoo-ha!
When women say to me, "Why do you hate dancing?" I say "Look at me. Now imagine me dancing." Invariably, they start to laugh, and my point has been proven.
Dennis - Uh...sure it is! Yep! Actually, I don't know where this came from. I guess you did lodge in into my subconscious.
Anyway, I'm pissed, because I keep trying to create a quiz on Facebook, and the thing keeps jacking up, and I'm tired of starting over from the beginning.
Marilyn, are you kidding? There's fifteen films in fifteen minutes, favorite this director, favorite that director, top five actors you'd take from behind, etc. Those things are all over FB. I've never been tagged so much in my life. So I'm guessing you were kidding and now I feel stupid. Thanks a lot.
Nurk! Huuuhhhlp! Awg! Poit! Splurt! Goiglin!
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I agree completely.
I was going out on a limb here, so thank you for your early support.
I agree with Krauthammer, this is some of your finest work.
Thanks, everybody! Creating art is SO hard!
But you've shown us what hard work and dedication will get you. You're an inspiration to us all.
Hey, now you guys should both go out and create art! I know you can do it!
That makes me hungry.
Yeah, but for what? Tacos? Birthday cake?
Sushi!
Actually, supposedly pizza is being delivered to my office as we speak. So this is fairly prescient on my part.
Bill, I would create art, if I wouldn't be eating your artistic dust.
Marilyn, that's really weird. Obviously this should make one hungry for strawberry short cake.
Come on! That's tuna tartare all over the place. Where did I put my chopsticks and wasabi?
Tuna tartare is awesome.
You misspelled "goyglin." It's a "y" not an "i." Geez man, come on, spellcheck's right there at the top of the template. Use it.
I think you're using the current "texting" spelling of "goiglin". Teens changed the "i" to a "y" because the "i" is so hard to get to on the keypad.
Actually the current texting spelling of "goyglin" is "gwnxtz" because teenagers are just. that. dumb.
Also "pwn" is now spelled "rdoq" and pronounced yell-up-shin.
Hah?? This world's gun topsy-turvy on me!
I'm disappointed in both of you. I mean, I expect this crotchety old geezer crap from Greg, but I thought you were more hip and in touch than that, Bill. I thought you were cool, man, I thought you were cool.
Well, you thought wrong. Obviously.
Ryan's such a snxp. Oh I just totally rdoqed you!
Stop texting the word verifications! My iPhone spam filter is going nuts!
Okay, we'll stop. Now what should we talk about?
Talk about my meme, 15 Favorite Dancers. (nobody cares....)
I'm sorry, I haven't seen that yet. But wait, I just now checked your site, so now I've seen it. I don't have 15 favorite dancers, and anyone I would have chosen, you already picked. Marilyn!
I know. Nobody cares about dancing and musicals any more. I was going to write up French Cancan, but who cares about a bunch of Frenchies dancing around in their bloomers!
I have a book called "how to appreciate dance" and I've always meant to reed it because I want to appreciate dance! I really do!
You appreciate dance by dancing. Come on. Get up. Shake that groove thang, Krauty!
I dance as if I was being attacked by bees.
That could be good thing.
Seriously, what IS it with guys? Dancing is wonderful fun and a great way to make time with women. Why are y'all so anti?
I know how to waltz, also I'm pretty smooth with the slow dance. As for popular music dancing I'm just another idiot gyrating my pelvis. I'll make sure I tag Bill and Krauthammer when I put up my memesy tomorrow or Thursday.
And Marilyn, like I said earlier, memes all happen on Facebook now. My meme from a couple of months ago got like six responses total. It was then I knew it was time to join the crowd on FB.
By the way, notice how Ryan hasn't been back since I rdoqed him. Hoo-ha!
Barry Convex! Is this because of my Adolf Hitler extra-cheese wish fulfillment in our IB talk, Bill? You flatterer!
I dance when it is dark and no one can see me, also there can't be many people around because I would probably seriously injure them with my flailing.
When women say to me, "Why do you hate dancing?" I say "Look at me. Now imagine me dancing." Invariably, they start to laugh, and my point has been proven.
Dennis - Uh...sure it is! Yep! Actually, I don't know where this came from. I guess you did lodge in into my subconscious.
Anyway, I'm pissed, because I keep trying to create a quiz on Facebook, and the thing keeps jacking up, and I'm tired of starting over from the beginning.
Memes do not happen on Facebook. I haven't seen a single on to do with movies AT ALL. So there you wusnot.
Marilyn, are you kidding? There's fifteen films in fifteen minutes, favorite this director, favorite that director, top five actors you'd take from behind, etc. Those things are all over FB. I've never been tagged so much in my life. So I'm guessing you were kidding and now I feel stupid. Thanks a lot.
Those aren't memes. Those are little, bitty quizzes. You don't even know who has done them. FB will NEVER replace blogs!
I also predict it will never replace clogs.
Or frogs.
And definitely not dogs.
Come on, frogs are over.
Also, where's the "take from behind" meme? I have my answers all lined up for that one!
I can't remember my answers. The follow up had to do with which ones you'd give a reach-around as well.
Oh wait, it has to be guys? I only have three answers for that one.
It's time for some candlelight, champagne, and the Righteous Bros., fellas. Y'all need some lovin' right now. RIGHT NOW.
But Greg wasn't one of my answers.
I once put on the Louvin Brothers rather than the Righteous Brothers to go along with the candlelight and champagne. BIG mistake.
I don't know, Krauthammer. I've found that a little Satan is Real can really work some magic on the ladies.
It was a bit more awkward than that
It's such a wonder that bluegrass tones can make murder sound so cheerful! I just love it.
I'm so happy to see this today. It still makes me laugh, and I need a good laugh right now. Thanks, Bill!
Oh, you're so welcome, Marilyn. That's nice to hear.
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