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| "Thank you, Susan, that will be all." |
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| "Pardon me, do you know where I might find the nearest drugstore?" [To Be Continued] |
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| [The Conclusion] "Down two blocks, across from the movie theater." |
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| "When I get home I'm gonna fuck this." |
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| "This sculpture of a man dying in the desert almost fooled me into thinking there was breathable air on the moon!!!" |
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| "If you don't take me to water soon, I will die. Please help me." |
Ha, ha, the mermaid is probably dead by now. Ha, ha, she's dead. LOL.
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