Raaarrrr!!! I'm a wolf!!! RAAARRRRR!!! I eat everyone up! I turn into a wolf yesterday!!! Maybe today, I think! Around midnight, I turn into a wolf!! Midnight counts as today!!! RAAAARRRRR!!! 12:00 AM is midnight, and "AM" stand for "ante meridiem", which is Latin for "this morning"!!! I EAT YOU UP!!! Although Gene Ray's Time Cube argues in favor of a four corner day, and I think this make a lot of sense!! I eat up evil educators!!! RAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
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Ah ha ha ha! You stupid! Today is the day of the "April Fool", and that, my friend, is you! For you see, I am not a wolf, and never have been! I had you! I had you so much!! But it is April Fool. I am not a wolf.
Curses! I've managed to avoid being an April Fool all day, and then I come down to visit my good friend Bill's blog to make myself laugh on this horrible day, and what happens? The sonofabitch fooled me.
ReplyDeleteWell played, Bill. Well played indeed.
No Bill. YOU BEEN FOOL'D... because I WROTE this post!!! Raaarrrr!!! And I'm so tired of doin' foolies today, I'm gonna put my cubs to bed. Raaarrrr!!!
ReplyDeleteDid Bill just call me dear?
ReplyDeleteRyan Kelly, my dear, watch out!! Our "friend" Tony Dayoub is a wolf!!!
ReplyDeleteAnything for you, babe.
ReplyDeleteHEY NOW WAIT A MINUTE YOU GUYZ ARE TRYING TO TRICK ME!
ReplyDeleteNo no! Is real! Tony is wolf! You look, you see!
ReplyDeleteAlright, fine, I'll believe you, if only because today is National "Don't Lie to People" day.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't believe me, I'm on TV right now... On Universal HD in one of my recent films, CURSED. It's one of my lamer efforts, though.
ReplyDeleteThe material may have been tepid, Tony, but your performance was positively sublime. You'll never top your work in Teen Wolf, though.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...now I feel as if maybe I are the fools?
ReplyDeleteBecause you never knew Tony was in Teen Wolf?
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