Names and occupation have been changed, but aside from that I had this exact conversation at work today.
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ME: Generic City Program Office, can I help you?
WOMAN: Can I get a number for the Generic City Program Office?
ME: This is a Generic City Program Office, but there's more than one. Who are you looking for specifically?
WOMAN (OS, to MAN): He says there's more than one. Who are you looking for specifically? [inaudible] [to ME] I need to talk to someone at the Generic City Program Office.
ME: This is the Generic City Program Office, but there are different ones.
WOMAN: Hold on.
[MAN comes to phone]
MAN: I'm calling for my friend who needs to know who his Generic Program Person is.
ME: What's his name?
MAN: Ben.
ME: What's his last name?
MAN: Oh, I don't know. I just know him as Ben.
[Long pause.]
ME: Then I can't help you. There are different Generic City Program Offices, and without your friend's last name, I can't help you. You need to find out his last name, or find out which specific office you need.
MAN: I just need the number to the Generic City Program Office.
ME: This is a Generic City Program Office, but there is more than one.
MAN: Then just give me your number. I'll have him call you.
ME: ...But you just called me.
MAN: Fine. [Click]
[Exeunt]
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ReplyDeleteWhat the -- !? You guys got me!!
ReplyDeleteI love a loony-tunes phone conversation!
ReplyDeleteAt my previous residence, I had a phone number which had once belonged to a paiting company, and I occasionally got calls for them. One time a lady asked for the painters and I told her the number was outdated and that there were no painters here. Her reply: "Are you sure?" It took every ounce of strength I had not to come back with "Well, if you hold on a minute, I'll look around and see if any painters snuck in here overnight."
At least he wasn't looking for the Susquehanna Hat Company...
ReplyDeletePat - Well? Were there any painters there? I bet you probably found one painting your bathroom later that night, and felt terribly foolish.
ReplyDeleteYou really should have said, "Let me check", though. That would have been great.
Ivan - I could have gotten into the rhythm of that conversation more easily, I think.
So you work for a professional escort service huh? I mean, it's pretty obvious.
ReplyDeleteYes, but it's a city-run escort service. So yeah, we're pretty classy.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who once worked in a troubleshooting call center. One day, he gets a call from someone and starts adressing their problem. At a certain point, the caller says "can you see it better if I hold it up?". They're not talking about a webcam or ANYTHING that would have even a remote chance of giving my friend visual contact with the caller. My friend, after a moment's reflection, says "try moving closer to the potted fern". There's a pause and then the caller says "ok- how bout now?"
ReplyDeleteAnd remember Mr K they want you down at the central court at midnight for adjudication.
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