That's me after agreeing to eat five Cadbury Cream Eggs. It was kind of a dare. My good friend George Kennedy said to me, "Why'd you say five? One woulda been just as good!" Well, I never play it easy, nor do I show my cards. That's why they call me "No Card Shower Luke", even though my name's Bill. So I proved myself, except now I feel sleepy, and a little sick. Which means it's time to be smart: only Mary Sue Easter Eggs for the rest of the day.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Taking it Easy
That's me after agreeing to eat five Cadbury Cream Eggs. It was kind of a dare. My good friend George Kennedy said to me, "Why'd you say five? One woulda been just as good!" Well, I never play it easy, nor do I show my cards. That's why they call me "No Card Shower Luke", even though my name's Bill. So I proved myself, except now I feel sleepy, and a little sick. Which means it's time to be smart: only Mary Sue Easter Eggs for the rest of the day.
I could Cadbury Cream Eggs year 'round. They're deeee-lish!
ReplyDeleteI always thought they were WAY too much. Too rich, too sweet, and so on. Mary Sue Easter Eggs, on the other hand, are -- as the old commercial used to say -- "fucking amazing!"
ReplyDeleteBut Cadbury Cream Eggs make much better omelets than Mary Sues. Put a few different kinds of cheese in there, some jalapenos, maybe even some mushrooms -- hey, why not it's your omelet!
ReplyDeleteI really can do whatever I want with my omelette. Whose right is it to tell me otherwise? So you know what? Onions. I'm putting onions in my omelette.
ReplyDeleteYou're in really good shape, Bill. Those shorts are a little dated, but I'm still impressed!
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