I'm sorry but some jokes just go too far. I had a friend who turned into balloons and it was a harrowing experience, especially when he popped. It's just not something you should make light of, Bill. I hate to say it, but I'm a little disappointed.
Goodbye. For good.
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The above story was totally made up!!! I had you, right? Right?
The truth, Greg, is that for a second there I believed that you had a friend who turned into a balloon, and I felt awful for making japes. I still do in fact....
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Oh ha ha, no, is not true. I am not balloons. You are April fools! Good night my friend!
You really had me for a minute there.
ReplyDeleteHa! Sucker! I've been planning this for months!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but some jokes just go too far. I had a friend who turned into balloons and it was a harrowing experience, especially when he popped. It's just not something you should make light of, Bill. I hate to say it, but I'm a little disappointed.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye. For good.
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You Weisenheimer you! I knew I couldn't fool you.
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Ahh, this is just about the most entertaining blog on the internet.
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I forgot the punchline. Damn. I fail at everything.
I can't put into words how much I love you right now Bill.
ReplyDeleteSo ... you were just kidding about the balloons?
ReplyDeleteWho, me or Bill? Because I was being serious. I really did have a friend who turned into balloons.
ReplyDeleteHa ha Apr... oh, wait a minute, it's April 2nd now. Never mind.
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Ryan - You know what you haven't failed at? Being a good friend! Now you have a good day, please!
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Oh no. I missed April Fools Day again!
ReplyDeleteMarilyn, help! I am balloons!!
ReplyDeleteLet me get my Red Rider BB Gun. I'll be right back!
ReplyDeleteYeah but I...wait, if I were balloons, wouldn't using a BB gun to help actually end up killing me?? That's what you want, isn't it??
ReplyDeleteWell, it doesn't matter anyway because I have April Fooled you again! Yesterday!
No I have fooled YOU into revealing that you are not balloons!
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who turned into balloons
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to my Pop.
No I have fooled YOU into revealing that you are not balloons!
ReplyDeleteBut...it's April 2nd! The fooling is supposed to have ended!
Same thing happened to my Pop.
ReplyDeleteThat's a stretch, Arbo! See, because balloons stretch.
Bill - All these arbitrary cutoff dates and times. What does it REALLY mean anyway?
ReplyDeleteYou can all just go fool yourselves.
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