Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Humongous Rock Star of the Universe

I'll be off-line most of the day tomorrow, so don't do anything cool without me. All you're allowed to do is gaze upon the below ad -- which I remember quite well from my old comic book-reading days -- and eventually pass out because it's all simply too wonderful. Give 'em everything you got, Meat Loaf. Give 'em eveything you got.

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  1. I'll help you Meatloaf! Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!

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  2. Whoa, that was quick!

    I don't think he's going to pick you, Greg. Why would he pick you over Wolverine? Wolverine has claws, you know.

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  3. Yeah I know.

    [kicks dirt and walks away dejected.]

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  4. Don't be so sad Greg, I was always picked last to help special Olympians at my High School.

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  5. I'll be off-line most of the day tomorrow, so don't do anything cool without me.

    I'm gonna e-mailing orgasms out in a little bit. Too bad you won't be online to enjoy it.

    p.s. I hope your implant surgery goes well.

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