I can't say yes, Fox, because my wife has taken to occasionally reading my blog, and I don't want to get hit. So I'll just say that, if after a bad day, Salma Hayek could come to my home and, like, act for me, well yes, that would be pretty nice.
because my wife has taken to occasionally reading my blog
Ha! I don't know how sensitive your wife is but mine is quite sensitive and has become very jealous at times over comments I have had with male bloggers about actresses or certain lines of comments with female bloggers. There's one she's really jealous of but I sure can't talk about it at my place. And don't EVER bring this up over there.
By the way, I fully understand and accept if you feel the need to now make several "Jonathan is whipped" jokes.
Jonathan, you are so whipped! By I guess a Roman centurion or something!
I do feel kind of guilty sometimes if I lust after a particular actress when my wife is in the vicinity. She claims she doesn't mind, and I try not to be a dick about it, but still...
Remember that scene in Desperado? That's the only scene I remember.
ReplyDeleteYay. How about Not-Marilyn Fridays?
ReplyDeleteHow about "Bad Days are Lady Days"?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ed.
ReplyDeleteFurther... wouldn't it be nice if on a bad day, a woman like Salma was there for you when it was over?
I can't say yes, Fox, because my wife has taken to occasionally reading my blog, and I don't want to get hit. So I'll just say that, if after a bad day, Salma Hayek could come to my home and, like, act for me, well yes, that would be pretty nice.
ReplyDeletebecause my wife has taken to occasionally reading my blog
ReplyDeleteHa! I don't know how sensitive your wife is but mine is quite sensitive and has become very jealous at times over comments I have had with male bloggers about actresses or certain lines of comments with female bloggers. There's one she's really jealous of but I sure can't talk about it at my place. And don't EVER bring this up over there.
By the way, I fully understand and accept if you feel the need to now make several "Jonathan is whipped" jokes.
Jonathan, you are so whipped! By I guess a Roman centurion or something!
ReplyDeleteI do feel kind of guilty sometimes if I lust after a particular actress when my wife is in the vicinity. She claims she doesn't mind, and I try not to be a dick about it, but still...
All I can say is Holy Guacamole.
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