I've think you should do a "Marilyn Request" post once a week. Maybe on Mondays to get everyone off on the right foot. You could call it "Marilyn's Monday Request" or "Monday Morning with Marilyn" or something like that. And Marilyn could tell you who is interesting/sexy and who is not. And then you put up the picture. It's win/win all around.
I think Jonathan has a very sensible suggestion. I deserve this level or worship, or I'll come over and beat up your grandmother.
Yes, Thandie has gotten a little thin, but it's brutal for women in Hollywood when they get past a certain age. She still has a lovely face and a lot of class.
Now that I get a better look, Amy Adams isn't a blonde, which give her points in my book, but she looks very much like a woman I work with who gets on my very last nerve, so that puts her back in the minus column.
Yeah, I don't want to start classify actresses by weight, so I'm sorry I mentioned that. People (idiots) still think Kate Winslet is fat, after all.
Neither I nor Amy Adams can help that she resembles someone you know who is horrible. Talk about a no-win situation! I think Adams is just stunning.
I'm generally not someone who lusts after blondes, but there are a couple (like Watts and the aforementioned Winslet) who really shine through. And I'll not hear a word spoken against them!
For the record, I believe Marilyn deserves our worship as well. I have contacted Azar who is in the process of writing a blog all about Marilyn towards this purpose. I can hardly wait to see the result.
"I'm into blondes...", "I'm into brunettes..." I've never gotten that. Aren't they all wondeful? It's just hair.
Although, I could make an aesthetic argument as to why blonde hair could be more beneficial, but it would be crude and borderline sexist, and I don't like to show that side in front of Marilyn.
p.s. Last night I made my wife dress-up in that Naomi Watts get-up! Though, she accessorized with a Chaplin mustache and that kinda freaked me out.
You know who else I love? Jenna Fischer. And on last week's episode of The Office, I was lead to understand that the plot would revolve around Fischer's character, Pam, being embarrassed because she was the only person at her job to dress up for Halloween (that was only the beginning of the episode, but that's beside the point).
So being a disgusting man, I became quite interested in what costume she would be wearing. Would it be a sexy cat? Or a sexy witch? No, she dressed up like Charlie Chaplin. Well, I'm sorry, NBC's The Office, but I can't make that work.
No, you haven't. I've been busy brushing Fluffy. It takes a long time.
I'll announce Marilyn Monday on Sunday night, to give Bill a chance to respond. My thinking cap is on.
Who do I find attractive? I like the dark, ethnic guys like Andy Garcia, John Stamos, Eduardo Noriega, Rudolph Valentino. But I thought I mentioned this on another blog on another day, yes? Some of you were there.
Marilyn, even though I worship you, and I do, don't get me wrong, I was thinking you would suggest actresses for Bill to post. If I have offended you with this misunderstanding please tell what sacrifice will be sufficient to put me back in your favor.
Jonathan, I understood and will suggest actresses. I was just responding to the question about my tastes. I guess I seem to have taste in ethnic women as well.
Fox: the words "Rosario Dawson" and "donkey" should only be in the slightest proximity to each other in a review of Clerks 2. Otherwise, I have to second Bill's initial comment and, though I'm not exactly privy to how all this got started, I must also second any motion that results in such a photo being posted here or anywhere.
Ahh... you know, I bet that scenario from Clerks II might have had an Pavlovian effect on me b/c the first thing I thought of when wanting to dismiss her looks was a donkey.
Eee... and now I'm kinda grossed out by thinking about that scene all over again. I didn't think anyone could top the Freddy Got Fingered "handjob" scene, but that one from Clerks II might have done it. [NOTE: I've yet to see the horse-love documentary, Zoo.]
It's a great picture, isn't it? Every time I visit my own site at work, I tend to want to quickly scroll past this and the Naomi Watts photos, but I still can't help but linger for a second or two.
And don't mind Fox. We're all pretty comfortable with the fact that he's an absolute lunatic.
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I've think you should do a "Marilyn Request" post once a week. Maybe on Mondays to get everyone off on the right foot. You could call it "Marilyn's Monday Request" or "Monday Morning with Marilyn" or something like that. And Marilyn could tell you who is interesting/sexy and who is not. And then you put up the picture. It's win/win all around.
"NOT!"
Rosario Dawson = A donkey's head with boobs attached.
Fox, you're out of your mind.
I think Jonathan has a very sensible suggestion. I deserve this level or worship, or I'll come over and beat up your grandmother.
Yes, Thandie has gotten a little thin, but it's brutal for women in Hollywood when they get past a certain age. She still has a lovely face and a lot of class.
Now that I get a better look, Amy Adams isn't a blonde, which give her points in my book, but she looks very much like a woman I work with who gets on my very last nerve, so that puts her back in the minus column.
Yeah, I don't want to start classify actresses by weight, so I'm sorry I mentioned that. People (idiots) still think Kate Winslet is fat, after all.
Neither I nor Amy Adams can help that she resembles someone you know who is horrible. Talk about a no-win situation! I think Adams is just stunning.
I'm generally not someone who lusts after blondes, but there are a couple (like Watts and the aforementioned Winslet) who really shine through. And I'll not hear a word spoken against them!
Grrrr.
For the record, I believe Marilyn deserves our worship as well. I have contacted Azar who is in the process of writing a blog all about Marilyn towards this purpose. I can hardly wait to see the result.
He'll probably compare her to Tesla and Einstein.
"I'm into blondes...", "I'm into brunettes..." I've never gotten that. Aren't they all wondeful? It's just hair.
Although, I could make an aesthetic argument as to why blonde hair could be more beneficial, but it would be crude and borderline sexist, and I don't like to show that side in front of Marilyn.
p.s. Last night I made my wife dress-up in that Naomi Watts get-up! Though, she accessorized with a Chaplin mustache and that kinda freaked me out.
You know who else I love? Jenna Fischer. And on last week's episode of The Office, I was lead to understand that the plot would revolve around Fischer's character, Pam, being embarrassed because she was the only person at her job to dress up for Halloween (that was only the beginning of the episode, but that's beside the point).
So being a disgusting man, I became quite interested in what costume she would be wearing. Would it be a sexy cat? Or a sexy witch? No, she dressed up like Charlie Chaplin. Well, I'm sorry, NBC's The Office, but I can't make that work.
Chaplin would put me off my game, too.
And believe me, I tried.
By the way, Marilyn, you should start thinking about the subject for next week's "Marilyn Monday".
We're being a bit too "guy" here... so, I'd like to know who Marilyn finds attractive. Ryan Gosling? That Twilight vampire? Daniel Craig? Bob Costas?
I second Jonathan's "Marilyn Request" day. In a wholesome, all-American way, of course.
And don't do drugs, and everybody vote. It's the American way.
Yes, I hope we haven't scared Marilyn off with our man-iness. I am going to need a post for next Monday, after all.
No, you haven't. I've been busy brushing Fluffy. It takes a long time.
I'll announce Marilyn Monday on Sunday night, to give Bill a chance to respond. My thinking cap is on.
Who do I find attractive? I like the dark, ethnic guys like Andy Garcia, John Stamos, Eduardo Noriega, Rudolph Valentino. But I thought I mentioned this on another blog on another day, yes? Some of you were there.
Marilyn, even though I worship you, and I do, don't get me wrong, I was thinking you would suggest actresses for Bill to post. If I have offended you with this misunderstanding please tell what sacrifice will be sufficient to put me back in your favor.
Jonathan, I understood and will suggest actresses. I was just responding to the question about my tastes. I guess I seem to have taste in ethnic women as well.
Who doesn't??
So I should sacrifice Bill. Got it.
Yeah but I...Waaaaaaaahhh???
Fox: the words "Rosario Dawson" and "donkey" should only be in the slightest proximity to each other in a review of Clerks 2. Otherwise, I have to second Bill's initial comment and, though I'm not exactly privy to how all this got started, I must also second any motion that results in such a photo being posted here or anywhere.
Death proof, indeed!
Dennis-
Ahh... you know, I bet that scenario from Clerks II might have had an Pavlovian effect on me b/c the first thing I thought of when wanting to dismiss her looks was a donkey.
Eee... and now I'm kinda grossed out by thinking about that scene all over again. I didn't think anyone could top the Freddy Got Fingered "handjob" scene, but that one from Clerks II might have done it. [NOTE: I've yet to see the horse-love documentary, Zoo.]
Hey, Dennis! Thanks for stopping by!
It's a great picture, isn't it? Every time I visit my own site at work, I tend to want to quickly scroll past this and the Naomi Watts photos, but I still can't help but linger for a second or two.
And don't mind Fox. We're all pretty comfortable with the fact that he's an absolute lunatic.
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