tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post8326938065289712485..comments2024-03-12T12:38:23.542-04:00Comments on The Kind of Face You Hate: A Real Life Abbott & Costello Routinebill r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-66671891187764331952010-02-01T05:35:28.579-05:002010-02-01T05:35:28.579-05:00And remember Mr K they want you down at the centra...And remember Mr K they want you down at the central court at midnight for adjudication.Roderick Heathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107539379079558068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-7063780575554617712010-01-29T20:39:34.748-05:002010-01-29T20:39:34.748-05:00I have a friend who once worked in a troubleshooti...I have a friend who once worked in a troubleshooting call center. One day, he gets a call from someone and starts adressing their problem. At a certain point, the caller says "can you see it better if I hold it up?". They're not talking about a webcam or ANYTHING that would have even a remote chance of giving my friend visual contact with the caller. My friend, after a moment's reflection, says "try moving closer to the potted fern". There's a pause and then the caller says "ok- how bout now?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-3043456594730276902010-01-29T13:45:35.063-05:002010-01-29T13:45:35.063-05:00Yes, but it's a city-run escort service. So y...Yes, but it's a city-run escort service. So yeah, we're pretty classy.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-36855473579523838372010-01-29T13:42:39.129-05:002010-01-29T13:42:39.129-05:00So you work for a professional escort service huh?...So you work for a professional escort service huh? I mean, it's pretty obvious.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730146625671701859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-21526341050424914832010-01-29T13:36:49.918-05:002010-01-29T13:36:49.918-05:00Pat - Well? Were there any painters there? I bet...Pat - Well? <i>Were</i> there any painters there? I bet you probably found one painting your bathroom later that night, and felt terribly foolish.<br /><br />You really should have said, "Let me check", though. That would have been great.<br /><br />Ivan - I could have gotten into the rhythm of that conversation more easily, I think.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-30459177206483351222010-01-29T13:34:50.898-05:002010-01-29T13:34:50.898-05:00At least he wasn't looking for the Susquehanna...At least he wasn't looking for the Susquehanna Hat Company...Ivanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16443946766217092846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-83894766983680644912010-01-29T13:32:35.863-05:002010-01-29T13:32:35.863-05:00I love a loony-tunes phone conversation!
At my pr...I love a loony-tunes phone conversation!<br /><br />At my previous residence, I had a phone number which had once belonged to a paiting company, and I occasionally got calls for them. One time a lady asked for the painters and I told her the number was outdated and that there were no painters here. Her reply: "Are you sure?" It took every ounce of strength I had not to come back with "Well, if you hold on a minute, I'll look around and see if any painters snuck in here overnight."Patricia Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394997608325540950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-80554262790345462272010-01-29T13:30:29.057-05:002010-01-29T13:30:29.057-05:00What the -- !? You guys got me!!What the -- !? You guys got me!!bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-17503553869209431752010-01-29T13:23:56.319-05:002010-01-29T13:23:56.319-05:00Smile, you're on Candid iPhone!Smile, you're on Candid iPhone!Marilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513072379930200159noreply@blogger.com