tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post5524320162840531569..comments2024-03-12T12:38:23.542-04:00Comments on The Kind of Face You Hate: Kreativ Blawggingbill r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-27147441170760509422010-01-10T00:05:47.407-05:002010-01-10T00:05:47.407-05:00A novel is just a novella that hasn't been edi...A novel is just a novella that hasn't been edited yet.<br /><br />You know I almost didn't write that <i>The Wicker Man</i> piece because I worried it might have been over-covered. Then I remembered one can never write too much about '70s Horror to suit the internet.Roderick Heathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107539379079558068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-13235151573153567442010-01-09T23:51:23.101-05:002010-01-09T23:51:23.101-05:00Tony - You're welkome. Also, very nice invers...Tony - You're welkome. Also, very nice inversion of the "c" and "k" in "fucker". You clever goose!<br /><br />Rod - It was a <i>novella</i> that you read, not a whole book! I question whether anyone would make it all the way through my Western. And no, that's not why I bestowed this on you, anyway (which I know you know). I did it because I feel guilty for being angry with you for writing a better WICKER MAN review than I ever could.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-74689427017712045582010-01-09T23:08:43.801-05:002010-01-09T23:08:43.801-05:00I thank you for this award nomination which totall...I thank you for this award nomination which totally has nothing to do with my reading and praising one of Bill's books, and now that he's spilt the beans to the whole world about his literary prowess I will now accuse him of hiding his light under a bushel.Roderick Heathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107539379079558068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-55105778715694958772010-01-08T10:44:00.091-05:002010-01-08T10:44:00.091-05:00Thancs for the cudos (someone's gotta stikc th...Thancs for the cudos (someone's gotta stikc that "c" somewhere), Bill.<br /><br />And thancs for narrowing my pool of prospektive nominees down to nothing, fukcer!Tony Dayoubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04632329277519635858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-8065504809478796642010-01-08T09:44:06.646-05:002010-01-08T09:44:06.646-05:00Bill, I'm proud to be the eighth wheel on your...Bill, I'm proud to be the eighth wheel on your juggernaut of victory.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12648840537925549252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-76942434566656501052010-01-07T15:16:30.491-05:002010-01-07T15:16:30.491-05:00Ed - Take your time. And since I didn't thank...Ed - Take your time. And since I didn't thank either the Akademy OR Jesus Khrist, I think you can skip it.<br /><br />Dennis - <i>And from just the way you wrote the drowning and the crash stories here, I'd be willing to take on Wake the Chinaman, all 900 pages</i><br /><br />Don't write checks your ass can't cash! If I ever make it out California way, I might hall the box that contains the book and call you on this.<br /><br />Also, no, I didn't go on the rides. I hate heights even more than I hate driving. Just looking at those rides terrifies me.<br /><br />Okay, yeah, I'm a giant pussy! What of it!?bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-91032037920212174642010-01-07T15:04:43.925-05:002010-01-07T15:04:43.925-05:00Me too, Bill.
And from just the way you wrote th...Me too, Bill. <br /><br />And from just the way you wrote the drowning and the crash stories here, I'd be willing to take on <i>Wake the Chinaman</i>, all 900 pages. Thanks for including me amongst this prestigious and talented bunch of folks.<br /><br />And the Stratosphere, huh? I like it. Did you go on the rides afterward? Getting on the one that shoots you straight up in the air over the vast expanse of Las Vegas would be a hell of a way to express one's commitment to one's new bride.Dennis Cozzaliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01954848938471883431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-76358058605918804412010-01-07T14:45:00.285-05:002010-01-07T14:45:00.285-05:00When you win the Kreativ Blogging award, do you ha...When you win the Kreativ Blogging award, do you have to thank the Akademy?<br /><br />Seriously, thanks for the nomination, Bill, I really appreciate it! Not sure when I'll get around to following up on this considering how much other stuff I have on my plate right now, but I'm really honored to be in this fine company, and to have been selected by such a great writer.Ed Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18014222247676090467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-46489562572811889772010-01-07T14:40:29.896-05:002010-01-07T14:40:29.896-05:00Arbo, my wife and I call it "cleaning behind ...Arbo, my wife and I call it "cleaning behind the refrigerator". Please, don't ask.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-19234788528170733492010-01-07T14:31:33.744-05:002010-01-07T14:31:33.744-05:00Yeah, I tried to help them once by yanking a cathe...Yeah, I tried to help them once by yanking a catheter out and peeing all over my hospital room. Did I get any thanks? Nothing. Nada. Last time I ever tried to help them. God, what a bunch of dick-whistles!Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730146625671701859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-88013423142375784852010-01-07T14:05:34.566-05:002010-01-07T14:05:34.566-05:00Arbogast - "Subitted"? Learn to spell, l...Arbogast - <i>"Subitted"? Learn to spell, loser, and maybe the publishing world will take notice, haw haw</i>...<br /><br />How can they take notice if I don't subit anything to them? Think about THAT one for a while, Jack! Also, you're welcome, dick-ass.<br /><br />Greg - <i>And I usually help the Carter Family by cutting my arms with razors. I did meet them once and they thanked me. "Cutting yourself really does help us get through the hard times Greg." Made it all worthwhile</i>...<br /><br />Yeah, but that's the OTHER Carter Family. My Carter Family has never tried to contact me at all. To thank me, to ask how I was doing, to instruct me to plant the bombs, nothing. Bunch of fuckers.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-14727773748130694772010-01-07T14:02:07.362-05:002010-01-07T14:02:07.362-05:00PS. I am totally stealing the line "Wake the ...PS. I am totally stealing the line "Wake the Chinaman" as a euphemism for intimate moments with my wife. Actually, "intimate moments" is a euphemism, too, as Mrs. Arbogast kind of likes it rough-n-tumble.Arbogasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12670776992289080245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-45540205340308970312010-01-07T13:58:42.616-05:002010-01-07T13:58:42.616-05:00Thanx 4 the kreativ award for ritin' so fine. ...Thanx 4 the kreativ award for ritin' so fine. I especially appreciate you doing this knowing I'm not going to follow almost any of those rules. Seriously, I thought for a second, "Aw, he won't nominate me because I always throw the rules out the window but I WANT to be nominated, I just don't want to follow the rules," and looky here, you did nominate me. Thanks. <br /><br />And I usually help the Carter Family by cutting my arms with razors. I did meet them once and they thanked me. "Cutting yourself really does help us get through the hard times Greg." Made it all worthwhile.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730146625671701859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-35766354578381915102010-01-07T13:54:54.226-05:002010-01-07T13:54:54.226-05:00I have written two novels. Neither has been publis...<i>I have written two novels. Neither has been published, and neither has even been subitted to a publisher.</i><br /><br />"Subitted"? Learn to spell, loser, and maybe the publishing world will take notice, haw haw.<br /><br />And hey, thanks for the nomination. Awfully sweet of you - so much so that I feel somewhat guilty about humiliating you publicly. But one must do what one does best or the country's lost.Arbogasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12670776992289080245noreply@blogger.com