tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post4456237297136094428..comments2024-03-12T15:02:45.193-04:00Comments on The Kind of Face You Hate: Happy May Day!bill r.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-65734032498558453622009-05-04T09:48:00.000-04:002009-05-04T09:48:00.000-04:00And how was your weekend?And how was <I>your</I> weekend?Ryan Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054550377681273142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-3971334692223726072009-05-02T08:07:00.000-04:002009-05-02T08:07:00.000-04:00The old lady is NOT a virgin. Old Man Grundy hid u...The old lady is NOT a virgin. Old Man Grundy hid under her skirts one day and that's all she wrote. But did it have to be a human virgin? I know animal rights and everything, but hell, this is serious! Remember, an apple a day keeps Michael at Bay.Marilynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730000155687661753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-73828841151559763162009-05-01T19:47:00.000-04:002009-05-01T19:47:00.000-04:00Old Man Grundy -- and I probably shouldn't say thi...Old Man Grundy -- and I probably shouldn't say this -- is a bit of a pill. He thinks he's the only real pagan on the island. He's always saying things like, "Well, that's not how <I>I</I> learned to worship the sun and plants! You all are barely even chanting!"<br /><br />He does throw a mean Naked Lady Folk Singing Nite, however.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-91036884218402845042009-05-01T16:59:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:59:00.000-04:00The old lady at the fruit stand is a virgin, by th...The old lady at the fruit stand is a virgin, by the way. Or so I heard. <br /><br />But old man Grundy can be a teller of tall tales from time to time.jryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09405234841543354274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-88152833058638658042009-05-01T15:14:00.000-04:002009-05-01T15:14:00.000-04:00I'm sure that must be true, Krauthammer, but whoev...I'm sure that must be true, Krauthammer, but whoever they are, they're keeping mighty quiet about it. As they should.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-68217367985079046532009-05-01T15:09:00.000-04:002009-05-01T15:09:00.000-04:00Just a thought: Someone, somewhere, thinks that th...Just a thought: Someone, somewhere, thinks that the Nic Cage <B>Wicker Man</B> remake is "soooooo much better" than the original.Krauthammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14426806666095796310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-51655572186358786272009-05-01T14:16:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:16:00.000-04:00You know what? It's okay. That old lady causes mor...You know what? It's okay. That old lady causes more trouble than I don't know what. Plus, if your reversal spell works, that'll save us a baby.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-44300723774999891112009-05-01T14:14:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:14:00.000-04:00Anyway, even though it turned out there aren't any...Anyway, even though it turned out there aren't any apples the old lady's still a moron. Last week I went to her and was like, "Yeah, plantain please." <br /><br />Guess what? She hands me a banana. A banana! Oh Lordy. <br /><br />So anyway, I'm like, "That's a banana," and she says, "Banana, plantain, same difference."<br /><br />That's when I exploded. "No dumbass, it's not the same difference," I yelled in her face, "They are completely different you stupid shitsack!"<br /><br />So she was like, "I say they're the same," and I was like, that's it, I'm going to use that ancient curse my mysterious Eastern European grandmother taught me and I said, "May all your apple crops fail from this day forward!"<br /><br />That showed her! Yeah, man, that curse of mine really... oh, wait a minute. Oh shit man sorry. I'll work on a reversal curse ASAP.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730146625671701859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-34578393677796159662009-05-01T14:12:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:12:00.000-04:00Babies...you know, that's not a bad idea. It hadn...Babies...you know, that's not a bad idea. It hadn't occurred to me, because you don't look at a baby and think, "I wonder if that baby's a virgin." One just assumes.<br /><br />Time to go to the attic and dig out my hand-woven baby-stealing basket!bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-75606993596427058342009-05-01T14:10:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:10:00.000-04:00You guys just aren't creative enough. Don't you ha...You guys just aren't creative enough. Don't you have babies on your island? Babies are virgins. One hopes, anyway.<br /><br />You can thank me when the apples start growing again.Ed Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18014222247676090467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-38883687139102587832009-05-01T14:04:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:04:00.000-04:00I do like apples, but I can't have any, because th...I <I>do</I> like apples, but I can't have any, because the <I>crops</I> have failed! Jesus, can't you read? Or are you just mocking me?<br /><br />Also, hey, are you a virgin, or...bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-73012049227678631732009-05-01T14:00:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:00:00.000-04:00Do you like apples?
Well how do you like them ap...Do you like apples?<br /><br /><br />Well how do you like <EM>them</EM> apples?Ed Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18014222247676090467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-64028277311890867502009-05-01T13:51:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:51:00.000-04:00Yeah, what bees? We're talking about apples here....Yeah, what bees? We're talking about apples here. Try to focus.bill r.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17748572205731857892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2856547151523423474.post-53701424987684442922009-05-01T13:46:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:46:00.000-04:00Not the beeeeeeeees!! Ahhh my eyes, oh no, not the...Not the beeeeeeeees!! Ahhh my eyes, oh no, not the beeeees!!!<br /><br />Oh wait, wrong <I>Wicker Man</I>.Ed Howardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18014222247676090467noreply@blogger.com